Like That Smelly, Ungracious, Clumsy Gremlin Who Keeps Crashing The "networking Events", And Doesn't

Hello, mouse. We meet between the walls, where we watch and tunnel and go where normal folk don't go.

IM IN YOUR WALLS

YOUR WIRES ARE DELICIOUS

I HAVE MICROSOFT POWERPOINT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT

Abso-fucking-lutely.

I wish these earthly delights can be experienced by all of my fellow lesbians.

…God I am being driven INSANE by these images.

Salted Caramel Apple Pie Cheesecake (x)

I love telling random lesbians on the internet the secrets I’d never even tell my siblings, best friends or anyone else I know in real life.

Jej ♡♡♡

annoying bloggers are having another Gossip Season it seems and its mad stupid and evil but this is making me laugh so hard im gonna throw up. fuuuuuuuck #staysafe

I also am the evil version of myself. Not enough information to say whether I'm a top or not.

"What would you do if you met the evil version of yourself? Who would be the top?"

I am the evil version. If I ever meet my good version I'm going to ruin her.

Goddamn it! I had been following her. There is not even a fig-leaf covering their prejudices.

Edit: Huzzah! She is restored.

can u see me? just checking,,

I have a desire to say unhinged things about the city council on the radio.

Not anything slanderous or unpleasant, I just want to be the sort of lady who confidently informs my local audience that the water utilities were originally funded by the sea people, who benevolently watch over us from under the drains, in our sprinkler systems and our faucets.

Y’know, give people a sense of security by confirming their suspicions that, yes, the sea people exist, and as the rumours have it, they have our backs and have been preventing things from getting much worse so far.

Dear god, I’ve seen this once before… It has dangerous blue of a radium teaset.

i just made a box of baby shark mac and cheese and ate the whole thing. am i gonna die

you can cancel it out with sonic the hedgehog curry rice

Damn! Love this.

From tonight