Dear God, I’ve Seen This Once Before… It Has Dangerous Blue Of A Radium Teaset.

yknow I really don't understand why monster dicks are allowed to be weird and animalistic and fucked up looking but god forbid pussy look like anything other than a small hairless smooth hole justice for weird pussy shapes

nice.

love me rod.

love me bulge.

love me trout.

fishing and proud

My gay wedding plan

I am into your "evil adviser" type of gal. If I marry this type of woman, I’d hold my wedding in the former abode of one of our highest-ranked enemies whom we have vanquished. There would certainly be a hunting party involving some of the guests, especially annoying co-workers, where we set the beasts on them while blasting William Tell Overture.

I don’t really want to blow out the budget, so I will be expecting gifts of high value.

Fashion-wise I have two options. I'm thinking either gothic black outfits, or highly ornamented business suits/dresses that border on dandyism.

As for the ceremonies and walking down the aisle, that will be up to my wife as I don’t give too much heed to that. I would like to bind our union with a pact of blood, but it’s not a must.

But, there must be feasting and the food must be excellent and varied. I want the bagels of New York, Pizzas delivered hot from Sicily, Borscht from Bulgaria, the best Beef Jollofs of Nigeria, the Pop Tarts of Suburbia, Georgian wine, the best Jams from France and kale and orange juice for the guests who are disfavoured.

I’d also like to have the Fuck Ceremony, which will involve my friends getting outrageously drunk, while my wife and I loudly have relations in the other room. Though like everything, this depends on what my hypothetical wife wants.

There will be no strange heterosexual anomalies, such as separate stag and hen parties.

I will not be a Bridezilla, but will instead be a cold, calculating, Bride Vetinari and I will ensure the workers are well compensated enough to not inform the public of our excesses.

Do you have a murder case? Well guess what, the victim can now testify in court.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

I consider myself... an animator of sorts.

I HAVE MICROSOFT POWERPOINT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT

My god... I must go hide in the walls of a castle now.

princess hair is an erogenous zone. brushing it makes them have a delicate and very dignified princess orgasm

God, I hate this. Though this also applies to the way the books themselves are advertised, which are festooned with quotes from reviewers which tell me nothing, which all read like

"A stunning menagerie of life, this book is thumpingly alive."

What happened to the teaser on the back cover?

I was gifted a book in which the cover, the first two pages and the back cover was just uninformative praise from prominent critics. Like, great, now I know the cultural gatekeepers of the Wank Street Journal love it. What an endorsement.

I have noticed also that authors from South Asia, Africa, Latin America tend to have the words "kaleidoscopic" and "magical realism: applied to their work, as well as "emerging voice". I mean, wow, they sure do have a different culture.

y’all really recommend books like: title, there are gay characters, enemies to lovers, young adult, written by poc

not once do i ever see a summary

I’m hopping on the trans mornings bandwagon. I can’t draw for shit, but here I am.

A woman sucking on my nipples with my fingers running down her spine is just what the doctor has ordered.

There is such an otherworldly quality to this video. It hardly looks underwater, the fish here look like they're floating in the clouds of a gas giant. Scratch that, they are the cloud. This looks like the sort of thing done by benevolent but inexplicable space aliens.

machine uses image recognition to detect lice on fish and then uses laser to blast the parasites.