I Love Telling Random Lesbians On The Internet The Secrets I’d Never Even Tell My Siblings, Best Friends

"Ah I see, what you meant to say is you have upset my loose association of gossipers, busybodies and know-nothings who cannot tolerate criticism, and are ready to turn on each other the moment one of them steps a little bit out of the norm."

Please skip the "youre dividing the community" I don't care if its divided I dont want to share the room with someone who treats me as disposable

We could also have some fun. Resurrect former U.S. presidents and make them fight in a cage match. Though depending on magic rules, I’d probably need to find their corpses, which would be tricky.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

Yeah. I sometimes have glanced a little too long at someone after they have been on a run, and they notice, but I also can’t look like I’m specifically avoiding eye contact. And in those moments it’s like, where do my eyes go? Why is it so hard to figure out where to look all of a sudden? It’s a gay dilemma.

Gyms are lesbian torture. I don’t wanna look bc I don’t wanna make em uncomfortable but they are also so pretty and hot and sweaty please help 😭

like what the fuck i'm not even regular horny i'm just like. some kind of weird estrogen horny where i need to swear fealty to someone. what is happening

YESSSS

Do butches even like weird femmes? :(

LIKE do yall even like weirdo girls who like dressing up as fairys and say weird shit and dress weird and likes stupid nerdy shit!?!? Please tell me yall are out there :(

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

the weasel wife

Jej ♡♡♡

annoying bloggers are having another Gossip Season it seems and its mad stupid and evil but this is making me laugh so hard im gonna throw up. fuuuuuuuck #staysafe

There is such an otherworldly quality to this video. It hardly looks underwater, the fish here look like they're floating in the clouds of a gas giant. Scratch that, they are the cloud. This looks like the sort of thing done by benevolent but inexplicable space aliens.

machine uses image recognition to detect lice on fish and then uses laser to blast the parasites.

How are there people who get married at 25? It is confusing to me.