Abso-fucking-lutely.

reblog to give this to your mutual

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Mmmm…would be happy to be of service.

gently sucking on a tgirl who’s been so stressed for the past few months and hasn’t had the time to masturbate and watching her finally start to unwind as she releases everything she’s had pent up into my mouth all at once.

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Yeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssss

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

Alright, time to answer all of these questions

how many followers do you have? - 10 followers, of which 6 are magnificent mutuals.

when’s the last time you went on a date - never dated

how many posts have you made? - a jillion and ten (50)

What type of shoes do you wear? - sneakers

what colour are the walls of your room - grey

where are you right now? - my room

would you consider yourself good at art? - yes (writing)

who was your first kiss? - my pillow

do you still sleep with stuffed animals? - no

what’s your favourite piece of clothing you own? - my white suit and pants

do you live in an urban, suburban, or rural area? - suburban

what’s your favourite store to shop at? (online or irl) - i hate shopping

if you had to choose one POSITIVE word to describe yourself, what would it be? - intelligent

do you collect anything? - information

what’s the last thing you ate? - red curry

if you go to therapy, do you like your therapist? - was a lady who spoke over me, as it took me a long time to collect my thoughts and she couldn't handle silence. it was mindbendingly annoying.

what’s one thing you want to buy, but don’t have the money or resources to get? - $1,000,000 in gold bars

Who’s the first person you can think of? - Ea-Nasir

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? - 8-10

If you could revive one tv show that has been cancelled, what show would it be? - ???

do you consider yourself a part of any alternative subculture? if so, which one(s)? - evil subculture

who was your childhood favourite music artist? - Tchaikovsky

CDs or record players? - no

Do you believe in any conspiracy theories? - no, only conspiracy facts with solid primary sources and scholarship to back them.

would you get back together with an ex if given the opportunity? - n/a

favourite kid’s show character? - stingo and slugsy

is the person you call your best friend actually your best friend? - no besties, only favourites

when you’re sad, do you prefer to listen to music to match your mood, or listen to happy music? - yes, I love dark and sinister music, especially The Planets

what’s the last outfit you wore? - cream shirt with black pants

do you have any online friends? - i have both online friends and friends who are online, some of them you may have already seen.

least favourite clothing style that is currently popular - not my deal

how often do you do your laundry? - weekly

do you prefer silver or gold jewelry? - tin jewellery, nothing that will get stolen

what’s your book/movie/tv guilty pleasure? - there are only pleasures, no guilt. (Really bad books, the Adventures of Doctor McNinja)

if you could change your hair however you want, how would you change it? - I'd be able to manipulate its length with my mind and keep it at a constant length, so I never have to go to the hairdresser again.

do you paint your nails? - no, mon ami

what’s an uncommon/specific /obscure topic you’re interested in? - History of Oil

what’s the name of your first pet/what would you name your first pet if you had one? - Tiniebla

what’s one feature you would change on tumblr? - you get to edit people's posts if you block them

what’s the most interesting item you own? - a huge rusty nail made into a pendant by a friend, from an abandoned building on a pier that would later mysteriously burn down

would you rather go on a date at a museum or a concert? - concert

what’s one regret you have? - All the ones I have are too embarrassing or terrible to mention.

42 personal questions ask game

how many followers do you have?

when’s the last time you went on a date

how many posts have you made?

What type of shoes do you wear?

what colour are the walls of your room

where are you right now? (not exact location. ex: at a park)

would you consider yourself good at art?

who was your first kiss?

do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

what’s your favourite piece of clothing you own?

do you live in an urban, suburban, or rural area?

what’s your favourite store to shop at? (online or irl)

if you had to choose one POSITIVE word to describe yourself, what would it be?

do you collect anything?

what’s the last thing you ate?

if you go to therapy, do you like your therapist?

what’s one thing you want to buy, but don’t have the money or resources to get?

Who’s the first person you can think of?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

If you could revive one tv show that has been cancelled, what show would it be?

do you consider yourself a part of any alternative subculture? if so, which one(s)?

who was your childhood favourite music artist?

CDs or record players?

Do you believe in any conspiracy theories?

would you get back together with an ex if given the opportunity?

favourite kid’s show character?

is the person you call your best friend actually your best friend?

when you’re sad, do you prefer to listen to music to match your mood, or listen to happy music?

what’s the last outfit you wore?

do you have any online friends?

least favourite clothing style that is currently popular

how often do you do your laundry?

do you prefer silver or gold jewelry?

what’s your book/movie/tv guilty pleasure?

if you could change your hair however you want, how would you change it?

do you paint your nails?

what’s an uncommon/specific /obscure topic you’re interested in?

what’s the name of your first pet/what would you name your first pet if you had one?

what’s one feature you would change on tumblr?

what’s the most interesting item you own?

would you rather go on a date at a museum or a concert?

what’s one regret you have?

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In your regression, you have failed to take into account the possibility of being strapped to a rocket which is moving a good fraction of light speed.

chart of my age over time

I attract a certain type of freak. Unfortunately, not my type of freak in the slightest. I have been hit on by a crypto girl, a new-agey woman, and an absolute creep, like whyyy 😭.

*People who hit on you, hoping to date you or simply hook up.

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A slight breeze at this moment sprang up, and the great sails began to move, seeing which Don Quixote exclaimed, "Though ye flourish more arms than the giant Briareus, ye have to reckon with me."

So saying, and commending himself with all his heart to his lady Dulcinea, imploring her to support him in such a peril, with lance in rest and covered by his buckler, he charged at Rocinante's fullest gallop and fell upon the first mill that stood in front of him; but as he drove his lance-point into the sail the wind whirled it round with such force that it shivered the lance to pieces, sweeping with it horse and rider, who went rolling over on the plain, in a sorry condition.

- Chapter VIII, Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes

Just so you know… There is no “the queen”. Why? 

There are so, so many queens.

They make up half of the human population.

We call them “women”. 

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That's me. I'm in the picture.

trans girl whos had bottom surgery and makes a post online is a post op post op

Like that smelly, ungracious, clumsy gremlin who keeps crashing the "networking events", and doesn't play ball, but somehow keeps getting invited, even though they drive the guests away and discuss inappropriate topics.

I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.

It's one of the things I wanted to be once, but since I am a follower of rules, I instead desire them.

I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.

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