I have a desire to say unhinged things about the city council on the radio.
Not anything slanderous or unpleasant, I just want to be the sort of lady who confidently informs my local audience that the water utilities were originally funded by the sea people, who benevolently watch over us from under the drains, in our sprinkler systems and our faucets.
Y’know, give people a sense of security by confirming their suspicions that, yes, the sea people exist, and as the rumours have it, they have our backs and have been preventing things from getting much worse so far.
My god... I must go hide in the walls of a castle now.
princess hair is an erogenous zone. brushing it makes them have a delicate and very dignified princess orgasm
That's one thing I'm proud of never ever doing on the internet. I've done a few regrettable things, but this is not one of them.
this callout couldve been a block button
Goddamn it.
tumblr keeps flagging down my accounts because of a little butch strap 🤣😭 follow me on here pls and also lmk if you want any strap content 🤷🏼♀️
I love telling random lesbians on the internet the secrets I’d never even tell my siblings, best friends or anyone else I know in real life.
Like that smelly, ungracious, clumsy gremlin who keeps crashing the "networking events", and doesn't play ball, but somehow keeps getting invited, even though they drive the guests away and discuss inappropriate topics.
I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.
"Ah I see, what you meant to say is you have upset my loose association of gossipers, busybodies and know-nothings who cannot tolerate criticism, and are ready to turn on each other the moment one of them steps a little bit out of the norm."
Please skip the "youre dividing the community" I don't care if its divided I dont want to share the room with someone who treats me as disposable
I love my fellow gay nerds. They have technical knowledge on subjects I cannot fathom.
Yeah, this is pretty good. I’m not strictly butch, but I don’t try to be feminine anymore, as I “pass” and have moved places quite a lot, so almost no-one has seen me pre-transition.
I was more feminine pre-transition than after, my family never discouraged that. My first coming out was before transition, which was false bisexuality. I thought I had to be attracted to a man, considering the feelings of femininity I had. Then I realised I didn’t like men, and I figured out I was actually a girl by backward induction, lol.
It is sad not always being able to relate to cis lesbians, nor do they fully understand. I acted almost hyperfeminine at one stage, because I wanted to be seen as one of the girls and I have always been a rebel, but I also feared I would be perceived as a predator.
Though I have had a great number of things other trans lesbians have not, it is still a difficult thing to handle. But I definitely do feel the dyke solidarity!
I feel like being a transfem dyke is different in a loooot of ways that cis dykes and even transmasc dykes don't begin to realize
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