From: House, MD Episode 04x13: “No More Mr. Nice Guy”

i just started watching house md— like literally maybe 12 episodes in— but i the undeniable dynamic between wilson and house is palpable. like half the dynamic is “oh yeah this is my buddy. i hate everyone except this guy who is forced to tolerate me.” and the other half presents as “oh yeah thats my friend. id do anything for him even if hes a criminal in most cases. id leave my wife for him” or something along those lines. its an odd codependency ive stumbled upon, though i cant complain.

let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.

functional addict

The ONLY man I’d willing let mansplain something to me! Babygirl, I might not know wtf you’re talking about but keep going 🥰🥰🥰🥰

oh are you friends? or just dating.

i am officially team bottom house PLEASE that's literally his sugar daddy, like wdym house asked wilson to buy a piece of furniture that he would like, to see how it would reflect wilson as a person and wilson chose a giant piano for house LIKE YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS WILSON IS YOUR PRIMARY EMOTION GAY?? also the way he's looking at house like that's his wife

if anything this just gives more weight to my scent kink wilson theory/headcanon. am i crazy…. is this insane….

Now I finally know why they were made for each other, because they're both idiots

Even the top whines and begs sometimes

wilson, the literal head of the oncology department, is not ONCE seen working with anyone else from oncology??? my mans always hanging around with the department of diagnostics like he doesn't have a whole other department to run????

and his office? nowhere near the oncology department but oh wait there's a balcony that literally connects his office with the diagnostics office. why. WHY.