Functional Addict

LOL I just locked something away in my heart

I have never really got deep into shipping culture. I never really got it. Until I met Gregory House and James Wilson. Now I would beat someone to death with a rusty pipe if they implied they were just two straight dudes.

HUGH LAURIE as GREG HOUSE HOUSE M.D. (2004-2012)

I genuinely believe this is RSL’s funniest delivery

i wish you guys could read the amazing fic i haven't written and probably will never write, it's fire

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

hey umm remember when vogler forced wilson to resign and he was talking to house like "i got no kids my marriage sucks i only have 2 things that work for me: this job and this stupid screwed up friendship" just wondering why did wilson's voice fully crack when he said friendship . why did that happen. why could he barely say ,, wh

Was House fruity this episode?

Season 7, episode 21: The Fix

Told a scientist he'd have sex with him if he wasn't a dork

Verdict: FRUITY

I love it when two characters are completely and utterly obsessed with each other to an unhealthy degree. Utter devotion to the point of insanity. To the point the lines blur as to what the nature of their relationship even is. Romantic? Platonic? Sexual? Familial? Professional? All and none of the above, somehow. They can’t exist without each other. Being together is making them both worse. They would watch each other sleep in bed at night every night if they could. They are literally always thinking about each other. They would kill and die for each other. They resent each other. Even seperating them isn't going to fix the situation at this point. They permanently live inside each other.