I Just Started Watching House Md— Like Literally Maybe 12 Episodes In— But I The Undeniable Dynamic

House playing the sims on his DS and making him and Wilson in the game and either:

1. making them kiss, or

2. doing everything in his power to stop making them kiss but it's like they have a mind of their own and they keep trying to fuck each other

he gets figured out because he very cagily snaps his DS shut whenever someone comes in the room and barely lets it out of his sight

narrator: “i am not doing this because i care,” he says, caringly, as he cares deeply

hilson breaking up for the first time in the mid 90s and house going to a bar to drink himself half to death and wilson going to the same bar to talk to women but they spot each other in the bar and then they fuck in the bathroom

AO3 has been scraped, once again.

As of the time of this post, AO3 has been scraped by yet another shady individual looking to make a quick buck off the backs of hardworking hobby writers. This Reddit post here has all the details and the most current information. In short, if your fic URL ends in a number between 1 and 63,200,000 (inclusive), AND is not archive locked, your fic has been scraped and added to this database.

I have been trying to hold off on archive locking my fics for as long as possible, and I've managed to get by unscathed up to now. Unfortunately, my luck has run out and I am archive locking all of my current and future stories. I'm sorry to my lovelies who read and comment without an account; I love you all. But I have to do what is best for me and my work. Thank you for your understanding.

if you're wondering if a sane person can write 3k+ words about house and wilson holding hands. no

flicks his ear, drinks his coffee, criticizes the sugar level of his coffee ... Wilson can’t even have a single moment of rest

ive been saying !!

if you see me tag Character on a post and you think to yourself "how the hell is that Character" mind your damn business alright we're on a first name basis. me and Character.

House has the highest bid, don't tell anyone

Re-upload, zoom for better quality

+ sick boys

they did not have to zoom in on them both straight after this line...,,,,