Now I Finally Know Why They Were Made For Each Other, Because They're Both Idiots

when ur close to me :3

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Man, I miss having sleepovers like this

chart with all my favorite fictional guys on it and it looks like this

house and wilson r extra cool cus they represent the subset of male bisexuals who prefer women but still ended up together anyway due to unrelated reasons (shared mental illness)

Was House fruity this episode?

Season 7, episode 21: The Fix

Told a scientist he'd have sex with him if he wasn't a dork

Verdict: FRUITY

Stop scrolling!! Dr. Chase is asking you an important medical question

thinking about years of everyone arguing "are house and wilson fucking or not" and the thing that finally reveals them is house's medical records listing his legal name as Gregory Wilson because of course he got it legally changed away from his father's name immediately after they had their quickie wedding in niagara falls in '05 but it's not his fault he already built a career as House yknow. so now it's his stage name. like a magician or drag queen

if you're wondering if a sane person can write 3k+ words about house and wilson holding hands. no