Wilson, The Literal Head Of The Oncology Department, Is Not ONCE Seen Working With Anyone Else From Oncology???

House's "oh my god he's an idiot...my idiot" ass eye roll

this is the closest thing we get to house having religion. and by god, if he isn't devout

HOUSE M.D. • S4E11 ↳ “Frozen”

saw someone mention divorced hilson and i was offended for like 1.4 seconds until i realized they'd probably have nastier and freakier and more desperate and way more frequent sex after getting divorced

house and wilson are definitely order-takeout-on-the-couch besties but whenever they do go out to eat together, house always holds wilson's hand the entire time and informs their servers that this is their anniversary dinner so he can get free dessert. wilson only argued about it the first few times and then gave up because whatever ok he wants free dessert too!! sometimes they even get champagne!! then one day at lunch wilson is just super preoccupied with looking over a file or something so his brain goes into anniversary-dinner-mode the moment house sits down across from him and wilson holds his hand out of muscle memory while reading and house silently lets him bc he's waiting for wilson to realize what he's doing and be horrified (wilson doesn't realize until they're walking out, still holding hands, and he stops in the middle of the busy hallway and goes wait honey what about dessert??) (then he gets in trouble with HR for saying public sexual euphemisms at work)

Sorry if this is too accusatory a question for ya but do you happen to be the person that keeps spamming everyone with asks about @solidwater05? I don't even know that twat but I still got 6 questions about him today! What's going on!?

sorry pal i have no idea who that is. i also just generally dont send asks bc im scared of everyone

important screenshots of house tripping on lsd while soaking wet and wearing only a bath towel

"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw

hi i think house and wilson should accidentally run into each other at a sex addiction support group meeting on the outskirts of town but wilson was actually attending to get legitimate support for his sex addiction and house was lurking around in the parking lot waiting to meet fellow sex addicts he could entice back into addiction. it would just be funny i think