I Love When I’m Reading A Fic And It’s Evident That The Author Has A Favourite Word/phrase/metaphor

Why would I write when I could imagine my characters going through the story and then get upset when a copy of the work doesn’t magically appear in front of me

walking past kfc gives me goddamn dead wife flashbacks

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

unironically motivated to update and finish my fics because of the looming threat of world war three. i think everyone can have a little smut as a treat

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

endless life on farm with merlin

_only_ for the field work no homo