Urmomsfirstboyfriend - .pendragkn.

I deserve an em dash. As a little treat

endless life on farm with merlin

_only_ for the field work no homo

the real true purpose of having a brain is to think about fictional characters

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

I love when I’m reading a fic and it’s evident that the author has a favourite word/phrase/metaphor they like to use because it’s used again and again.

As a writer, I worry that people will find it annoying when I do this but as a reader I find it so endearing, it’s like walking into someone’s bedroom and its immediately obvious what they’re favourite colour is.

excalibur :)

scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

grammar this. grammar that. sometimes 'grammatically correct' just doesn't hit the spot. the vibes are telling me to laugh in the face of the english language and that's exactly what I'm going to do, one incorrectly structured sentence at a time.