I used to love ready smutty fanfictions but now they just make me laugh some are so fucking cringey I love it
I wake up each morning ready to cry over a new long haired rockstar and I'm totally okay with that 😌✨✌🏻
fucks sake
Connor and Hank are like Castiel and Dean. It's just the same energie.
Steve and Tony reuniting in Avengers 4;
Steve: It's been a long tim-
Tony: Shut up asshole. I just lost my futer husband and my son.
Steve: I'm so sorr-
Tony: Are you trying to tell me I'm a bad mother?
Steve: No I-
Tony: I AM THE BEST FUCKING MOTHER IN EXISTANCE FUCKING WATCH ME KILLING THANOS FOR TAKING MY FAMILY!!!
[when roger locked himself in a cupboard when they refused to put I’m in love with my car on the b-side of bo rhap]
Freddie, banging on the door: Roger, come out!
Roger: I’m gay!
Freddie: not what I meant, but I still support you!
*My mom stressing because she made a mistake once*
Me: It's fine. Shit happens. You'll do better next time. Everyone makes mistakes.
*Me stressing out because I made a mistake*
My mom: You little shit.
I still don't get how the whole "Shut up" "Make me." conversation is supposed to be sexual?
I always thought they would start a fist fight not a make out session?
Loki: I may seem like an asshole, but deep down im a good person *stabs thor* and even deeper im a bigger asshole