THOR NEEDS HIS BROTHER
GIVE HIM BACK HIS LOKI
Sincerely,
EVERYONE
How to handle a dumbass brother;
1. Ignore him when he's annoying you. Soon he will get bored.
2. He's still annoying you? Stab him.
Tony: I am, what the kids call, full of anxiety.
Peter: Are you alright Mr. Stark, Sir?
At the end of Sherlock season 4 when Mary said "My Bakerstreet boys." somewhere in the back of my head I was playing the Backstreet Boys.
Connor and Hank are like Castiel and Dean. It's just the same energie.
Adam: I like my coffee like I like my men.
Adam: Hot and bitterly depressed.
Everyone: *looks at shiro who just smiles with the hollownes of being dead inside and sweats*
Pidge: So Shiro is gay and has a fiancé on earth and he never told us?
Keith: And they were roommates.
Lance: Oh my god. They were roommates.
Steve and Tony reuniting in Avengers 4;
Steve: It's been a long tim-
Tony: Shut up asshole. I just lost my futer husband and my son.
Steve: I'm so sorr-
Tony: Are you trying to tell me I'm a bad mother?
Steve: No I-
Tony: I AM THE BEST FUCKING MOTHER IN EXISTANCE FUCKING WATCH ME KILLING THANOS FOR TAKING MY FAMILY!!!
I still don't get how the whole "Shut up" "Make me." conversation is supposed to be sexual?
I always thought they would start a fist fight not a make out session?
"If his hair is white or gray, you can guess, he's hella gay."