Tufnutplays - Tufnut, Terminally Online

Anyone else think he'd be kind of attractive if he was $100 instead? Hold on they're putting me down

I swear it will become srs

POV: You're a newly appointed guide for the next sucker who got stuck in a timeloop, and it's not the person you expected I'm obviously biased with these fics, but come on how can you not laugh at Mx "I was ready to mock myself but now I have to be the Researcher's emotional support star" and Miss "I don't have issues, YOU have issues! AND FOR GEMS SAKE, SIFFRIN PLEASE STOP DYING!!!" being stuck in time-loop hell together?

Also Squirrels! We've got squirrels too, folks!

thinking about this scene again

We also figured out—the hard way—that the ancients probably cut each layer of linen to the proper shape before gluing them together. For our first linothorax, we glued together 15 layers of linen to form a one centimeter-thick slab, and then tried to cut out the required shape. Large shears were defeated; bolt cutters failed. The only way we were ultimately able to cut the laminated linen slab was with an electric saw equipped with a blade for cutting metal. At least this confirmed our suspicion that linen armor would have been extremely tough. We also found out that linen stiffened with rabbit glue strikes dogs as in irresistibly tasty rabbit-flavored chew toy, and that our Labrador retriever should not be left alone with our research project.

when you find a friends oc hot thats literally it for you. they practically own your soul. youve entered a fail state in which they can put on a sockpuppet and do a silly voice and make you swoon like youve locked eyes with a gorgeous fortysomething dyke at the bar

Forgive. Forgive. Forgive.

I am truly in awe of the penis poll and the snail race (aiming to draw) and stuff like that. Not because Tumblr finally gave us polls and the first thing we did was use them as a medium for cooperative games that aren’t polls. But because they keep succeeding! The E poll aside (excused because I think a lot of the respondents didn’t understand the aim), these polls are really really good at getting the desired result.

Which is amazing when you think about it, because the respondents don’t see the result until they click. Until we participate, we don’t know how long the dick is! We don’t know how big the balls are! We have no idea which snail is ahead! We have to make a guess on what other users have done and behave accordingly. “Oh yeah, but there’s a lot of respondents, just using probability you can – ” do you know how much variation you get in probability? And yet every time I see those snails, they are NECK AND NECK. That penis always has appropriately sized balls that are approximately the same size, to within about 4% of the poll! You’d think everyone would play it safe and just make a dick, but no – people knew it needed balls, they made a guess as to whether other people were giving it balls, and the proportions worked out! It could’ve gone the other way; lots of people could’ve been like ‘oh I be no one is doing the balls’ and they could be massive balls with a micropenis. Or one testicle could’ve gotten all the attention by accident, and we could’ve had a single-ball cock on our hands. But respondents are predicting each others’ behaviour with amazing precision, giving us results far more precise than you’d expect from random generation over so many different polls! Those snails are at EXACTLY FIFTY PER CENT every time I see them!

I am so proud of our collectively drawn dick and balls you guys.

Project moon shitposts brainstormed by me and my friend 35 (Masterpost)

subspace takes the bus for the very first time

my hc is that he hasn't left Blackrock since his and medkit's fight, he also gets driven to the phights in a private car

the twink is not built for walking

also sorry if ya cant decipher the handwriting lmao