I Swear It Will Become Srs

"i could fix him" please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

Project moon shitposts brainstormed by me and my friend 34 (Masterpost)

This is for all you ladies out there.

fucking insane of a livestream

they managed to get heathcliff's va Hongkun on a stream

almost all the EN limbus youtubers are in the chat

kim jihoon el director /official projectmoon account showed up twice in chat

they made him actually say oi govner and do the erlking laugh

Hongkun made Tenma speechless for 2 minutes (that was a good comeback ngl)

they showed him the heathsheet. said owner is in chat

owner got judged for her tartaglia genshin impact body pillow. Hongkun demanded (/lh) a $50USD donation

owner actually did it.

i love the city we live in

honestly this screenshot just says everything

you know how it is

sinclair

This is I think, my best prep tip as a DM:

When the players are about to visit a new town, pre-generate several NPCs who fit the demographics of the town, but don't give them jobs. Your town is Mostly human, with a number of halflings and gnomes? Make a list that's mostly humans with some halflings and gnomes mixed in, with names that match the vibe you're going for and maybe the barest description + a quirk of some sort.

So the list would look something like this:

Ophelia Bracegurdle, older Halfling woman who laughs a lot

Norabecka Johnson, a young human woman who seems tired

Geraldofinio Babblecock Nimsy, gnome gentleman who takes pains to maintain a fabulous mustache

Etc.

Then, when the players are like, "Can I go to the blacksmith?" You look at your list of NPCs and the one at the top is Ophelia Bracegurdle. She's your blacksmith now. Then they want to go to the tavern, where Norabecka is the innkeeper and Geraldofinio is a patron having a drink at the bar. He's using a straw so he doesn't mess up his mustache.

If they had gone to the inn first, Ophelia would have been the innkeeper with Norabecka as the patron, and then Geraldofinio should have been a blacksmith with some sort of mustache guard to keep the sparks off.

Making the list ahead of time doesn't take much time, and you can often re-use the people you never got to at the next town.

Your world will seem vibrant and interesting and like you have everything planned out.

Have fun!

not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

Rewatching gravity falls rn and this is one of my favorite jokes in the entire show