they call me john
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there are normal games and then there's rimworld
releases my creations into the wild
Did i get it right
yeah ok
time is so fake i was thinking about how canto 7 literally just came out but it turns out that canto 7 was in october and its now march???? wtf
anyway. 8 hong lu memes for canto 8. hong lu i love you and i'm emotionally invested in every single theory i've read and i hope you get one million times worse and explode
battery acid spaghetti ("don't do this"): Limbus Company edition (the quality dropped a lot from the original file sorry)
Stupid ass comic
do you have a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me well actually it is a knife and I’m doing to dissect you for sexual reasons cuz I’m happy to see you
on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next
reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
Like or rb if trans girls r pretty, and dysphoria is mean to them
One month left! Enjoy it while you can chinese boy.
i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”
There’s so much to unpack here:
Pack of Beakers
Goth Beaker
The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer
The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer
The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur
The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning
ferret business
neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets
the fear I felt with the blurred pink mass in my inbox under the harried confession of mistakes
we should criminalize ace trainers battling with their rhyperiors on the fucking I-40 when i'm trying to get to work on time. there is a goddamn BLISSEY on the road
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dear jirachi please send me 1,000,000,000p ^_^ (brink of tears)
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GUYS GUYS THIS POST WAS A JOKE
I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY MOM AND SAHHLJBGF[L;DLKJLFGDI SHE SENT ME A FREE SUPER POTION
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i just saw another Youngster throwing a pokéball into the water and it completely missed and he didn't even bother to scoop up the broken pieces. i'm so fucking disappointed with this generation see this is why lapras are so endangered because they keep fuckin Literally Choking On Net Balls that you don't bother to clean up. this is one of the most bueatiful shores in the world and there are only 40 lapras left IN EXISTENCE and one washed up just last week please please please STOP SURFING and STOP BATTLING on the ocean
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if you dont rb this post lets just say we're making eye contact
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Wait what is op talking about? Lapras officially stopped being endangered back in 2016 and are actually an overeffective predator that are driving gastrodon populations almost to extinction in some parts of alola. This is actually just blatant misinformation? I guess??
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can we please normalize battling people without making eye contact. "oh oh oh its polite to warn people before you battle them!!!!" L + ratio + skill issue + never let em know your next move + dragonite use hyper beam
whats your favorite Dwarf Fortress guy? (I know nothing about Dwarf Fortress)
Hell yeah! Dwarf Fortress doesn't really have guys like this - It's a colony building game, similar to Rimworld, or Simcity - So it's a lot of randomly genereated little guys running around. Your job is to build a home for these little guys and (optionally) not have them die a horrible Death. However, unlike most of these game, in Dwarf Fortress all of these little guys have a Personality, Dreams and Preferences.
For Example, this is Monom, who had to retire from her position as Soldier after sustaining a leg injury while fighting a Zombie (It's a long story). The fact that the Doctor who operated on her afterwards was just an untrained woodcutter probably didn't help either... Quite a character!
Anyways, my favorite guy might just be the Bards that can occasionally show up at your tavern completely naked, as seen in the Reddit post below.
This is a bug I believe, but it's fitting really.
the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
when you find a friends oc hot thats literally it for you. they practically own your soul. youve entered a fail state in which they can put on a sockpuppet and do a silly voice and make you swoon like youve locked eyes with a gorgeous fortysomething dyke at the bar
may i share with you the best video on the internet
He gets up like nothing happened . he doesn't even care
theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently