We Also Figured Out—the Hard Way—that The Ancients Probably Cut Each Layer Of Linen To The Proper

I tried so hard and I got so far but in the end it didn't even matter

Context: the entire party was basically just put in a saw trap illusionscape thing by an evil archfae, everybody but the monk died in a game of hide and seek after going through a lot of other physical/psychological trauma. long story short, the session was intense. said archfae gave the monk a wish for winning the hide and seek game, and he was trying to convince her to undo everything she just did with the wish after explaining that games aren’t fun when not everybody is playing.

DM: Ok, now roll persuasion. 

Monk, who has a -1, ooc: Ah, my strong suit. 

Monk ooc, angirly: NAT FUCKIN ONE- *audiable desk slam* AFTER ALL THAT- 

*long pause paired with the sound of people’s mics clipping as the entire table made misc sounds of distress*

DM: *world’s most pained sigh* With advantage. 

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Did i get it right

Cross posting from my Twitter because I can

One month left! Enjoy it while you can chinese boy.

i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.

Huh. I wonder why they're called that.