when you find a friends oc hot thats literally it for you. they practically own your soul. youve entered a fail state in which they can put on a sockpuppet and do a silly voice and make you swoon like youve locked eyes with a gorgeous fortysomething dyke at the bar
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roblox bingo brings out the worst in people
pov of me catching a whale in webfishing
VS.
pov of my friend seeing me catch a whale in webfishing
YES HI I CAN SEE YOUR "RETURN TO THE TOP OF PAGE" BUTTON JUST FINE THANK YOU
This is evil genius (complimentary) shit.
Youtuber RTgame put out a video titled "The Minecraft Movie Looks Bad: Is Minecraft Story Mode Worse?" and then used A/B testing to change the thumbnail to say either Yes or No, and just watched the comments tear each other to bits.
character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead
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Context: the entire party was basically just put in a saw trap illusionscape thing by an evil archfae, everybody but the monk died in a game of hide and seek after going through a lot of other physical/psychological trauma. long story short, the session was intense. said archfae gave the monk a wish for winning the hide and seek game, and he was trying to convince her to undo everything she just did with the wish after explaining that games aren’t fun when not everybody is playing.
DM: Ok, now roll persuasion.
Monk, who has a -1, ooc: Ah, my strong suit.
Monk ooc, angirly: NAT FUCKIN ONE- *audiable desk slam* AFTER ALL THAT-
*long pause paired with the sound of people’s mics clipping as the entire table made misc sounds of distress*
DM: *world’s most pained sigh* With advantage.