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They regret getting office jobs

whats your favorite Dwarf Fortress guy? (I know nothing about Dwarf Fortress)

Hell yeah! Dwarf Fortress doesn't really have guys like this - It's a colony building game, similar to Rimworld, or Simcity - So it's a lot of randomly genereated little guys running around. Your job is to build a home for these little guys and (optionally) not have them die a horrible Death. However, unlike most of these game, in Dwarf Fortress all of these little guys have a Personality, Dreams and Preferences.

For Example, this is Monom, who had to retire from her position as Soldier after sustaining a leg injury while fighting a Zombie (It's a long story). The fact that the Doctor who operated on her afterwards was just an untrained woodcutter probably didn't help either... Quite a character!

Anyways, my favorite guy might just be the Bards that can occasionally show up at your tavern completely naked, as seen in the Reddit post below.

This is a bug I believe, but it's fitting really.

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

masterpiece

I swear it will become srs