"immortality Sucks Because All Your Friends Die" All Your Friends Die Anyway. Those We Do Not Mourn Are

my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed

I swear it will become srs

I'm probably the billionth guy to make some of these. I will probably be making more.

you know how it is

stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys

> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor

> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec

> go to the bathroom, come back

> curry powder is suspiciously less

> cat is suspiciously yellow