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whats your favorite Dwarf Fortress guy? (I know nothing about Dwarf Fortress)

Hell yeah! Dwarf Fortress doesn't really have guys like this - It's a colony building game, similar to Rimworld, or Simcity - So it's a lot of randomly genereated little guys running around. Your job is to build a home for these little guys and (optionally) not have them die a horrible Death. However, unlike most of these game, in Dwarf Fortress all of these little guys have a Personality, Dreams and Preferences.

For Example, this is Monom, who had to retire from her position as Soldier after sustaining a leg injury while fighting a Zombie (It's a long story). The fact that the Doctor who operated on her afterwards was just an untrained woodcutter probably didn't help either... Quite a character!

Anyways, my favorite guy might just be the Bards that can occasionally show up at your tavern completely naked, as seen in the Reddit post below.

This is a bug I believe, but it's fitting really.

about halfway(?) through the gourmand's campaign. these are my thoughts so far.

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not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

yeah ok

he escaped into the real world…..

some trod au doots

Sibling competition except it's Leshy proving he has more rizz than Narinder (they are both horrifically incompetent)

This is I think, my best prep tip as a DM:

When the players are about to visit a new town, pre-generate several NPCs who fit the demographics of the town, but don't give them jobs. Your town is Mostly human, with a number of halflings and gnomes? Make a list that's mostly humans with some halflings and gnomes mixed in, with names that match the vibe you're going for and maybe the barest description + a quirk of some sort.

So the list would look something like this:

Ophelia Bracegurdle, older Halfling woman who laughs a lot

Norabecka Johnson, a young human woman who seems tired

Geraldofinio Babblecock Nimsy, gnome gentleman who takes pains to maintain a fabulous mustache

Etc.

Then, when the players are like, "Can I go to the blacksmith?" You look at your list of NPCs and the one at the top is Ophelia Bracegurdle. She's your blacksmith now. Then they want to go to the tavern, where Norabecka is the innkeeper and Geraldofinio is a patron having a drink at the bar. He's using a straw so he doesn't mess up his mustache.

If they had gone to the inn first, Ophelia would have been the innkeeper with Norabecka as the patron, and then Geraldofinio should have been a blacksmith with some sort of mustache guard to keep the sparks off.

Making the list ahead of time doesn't take much time, and you can often re-use the people you never got to at the next town.

Your world will seem vibrant and interesting and like you have everything planned out.

Have fun!

> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor

> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec

> go to the bathroom, come back

> curry powder is suspiciously less

> cat is suspiciously yellow

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

technoblade cosplay @ dragoncon '24