Sub Or Dom?

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My partner critiques my fics in memes, I felt this on a very personal level.

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

To keep their mouths busy because they would yap themselves to death about Lestat

random iwtv thoughts i’m having:

why do vampires smoke cigarettes? do they get a nicotine high? they can’t get addicted ??

personally i think armand just does it bc he wants to look cool and it does absolutely nada to him

but like,,, why are louis and armand ripping through two packs a day in paris

funniest news blurb i've ever seen actually. "there was a plot to kill trump last weekend. no not that one. totally different one. we figured out about it beforehand though so we heightened security at the rally. yeah that rally. yeah the one where-- yeah. yeah that one."

One time my 50 boyfriends were fighting over who got to rub my feet and I’m like calm down everyone and grew 48 more feet

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

Tumblr showing me my own reblogs when i hit refresh is so humiliating

Every time I reblog something funny and see it on my dash I immediately forget it and hit reblog only to be met with my own eyes staring at me

Live. Laugh. Longsword.

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.