Funniest News Blurb I've Ever Seen Actually. "there Was A Plot To Kill Trump Last Weekend. No Not That

Me when the only fics of my fav character are smuts..or there just isn’t any fics

Have u considered letting it lick your eyelids

cats get so personally offended that I don't want my eyelids rubbed with sandpaper

u heard him ladies

cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

i post for the girls who used to read obsessively but can no longer pick up a book and also are no longer girls

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting