Perhaps Ripping This One Little Piece Of Skin Off My Lips Will At Last Render Them Plump And Moisturized

Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

Is there a support group for people who have no idea what they’re doing but fake it really well?

The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

Just remembered when I was a child I found a christian webpage arguing that hydrothermal tube worms support the existence of hell because of something in the bible about hell having worms and I wrote a lengthy angry email about how tube worms can't be connected to evil because they are beautiful gentle beings who cannot hurt anything and just sway peacefully forever sustained by the vent itself, the most innocent creature there coupd ever be.

They never responded to me so obviously I hope they DIED. fucking bastards !!!! 😡😡😡

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything