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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

Napping at my sister and her boyfriend’s house and i just woke up to the sound of snoring behind me and im scared to turn around

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

This post existed ten minutes earlier than this time stamp and it made me think I'm insane

I'm rewatching IWTV and there's something so interesting about the fact that Armand chose to pretend to be a human companion to a vampire in front of Daniel, who had been his human companion for years. And there's also something interesting about the difference between "I serve a god. It is an honor to serve" and "I'm the Devil's minion and he grants my every wish".

ah yes, the six genders

The year is 2364, social media platforms of all kinds rose and fell like empires. Only tumblr is still running, a reminder of times long gone. The number one trending topic: Destiel.

Old Man Yaoi Tournament Round 2

Tumblr showing me my own reblogs when i hit refresh is so humiliating

Every time I reblog something funny and see it on my dash I immediately forget it and hit reblog only to be met with my own eyes staring at me

What the hell is this chat name lmaooo