Tfw your parents preface a conversation with “We need to talk” and you’re trying to figure out where you went wrong and all the things you’ve done in your entire life are running through your head.
And then it turns out they just want you to drop your sister off at school on your way to work the next morning.
My mother’s ninth grade class collectively decided today that if Trump gets elected president, they’d band together to assassinate him.
My French teacher admitted that the French language is more about aesthetics than actual logical rules.
The sooner you accept this the better.
My birthday is in two days and I have this inordinate fear that my friends won’t remember it, as I haven’t been talking to them and reminding them that I exist.
You’d think that with the loneliness and guilt I have from not talking to my friends, I would have made an effort to reach out to them by now, but it’s really difficult to muster up the courage and I’d much rather curl up in my bed and pretending I don’t exist.
It’s even funnier when you can actually understand the French
NARRATOR (in French): What surprise does the second bakery of the day have in store for our judging panel?
CAT: [slams into door]
A cat ran into a door during a French baking show
i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life
me, finally getting a chance to say something I've thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but
“this time we’ll write our own story” princess tutu print for anime north! twit link | process gif & princess tutu charm under the cut
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