Google Search: How To Apologize For Ignoring Friend For Two Months

Beware!

when ur fidgeting with a pen and it just flies fuckin. halfway across the room and you just try to pretend like you didn’t just launch a small projectile instead of writing notes with it like ur fukn supposed to do

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I’m so proud of my bi son

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

A tiny journal-ish gif-comic from a few tweets I made last night!  I believed this kind of stuff until I was 14 or so, which is pretty old in retrospect…

There used to be more but I accidentally saved over it :/

HAPPY ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK!!!

Birthday highlights 2

Just now, one of my best friends from high school offered that when I come up to visit him (as he’s now a reasonable driving distance away), he can get take me to a party, get me drunk and hook me up with a guy (his version of “fun”, except with girls, straight boy that he is) to cure me from my depression (cure for depression = booze, sex, & fun).