OMFG IT'S SO ADORABLE AAAAAGH

*makes black joke*

everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox 

For once, as a Virgo, I can verify this as 200% accurate

How fast the sign responds to texts/snapchats

Aries: a minute or a week Taurus: a few minutes Gemini: quickly unless they’re texting someone else Cancer: a minute or two Leo: INSTANTLY Virgo: around 3 minutes unless they’re busy. then it takes like 3 weeks Libra: 8 years Scorpio: looks but doesn’t reply Sagittarius: replies with an emoji or not at all Capricorn: emails Aquarius: around 5 minutes Pisces: quickly, but with ‘k’

Plz send it to me I love you

Who ever reblogs this by july 31 I will draw a icon based off of your blog.

So I mean is this because you actually have to get this done for a class and don’t want to, cus you probably shouldn’t trust tumblr to do it for you, they’ll slip in subliminal feminist propaganda.

You are a senior in high school enrolled in AP English.  Over the winter break your teacher assigns you a project.  You must read this short story, then present a detailed analysis on its themes, motifs, and imagery.  In 200-300 words, present your analysis by taking a screenshot of the post, captioning your analysis, and then tagging #officialunitedstates.  The person with the most well-thought out analysis will win.

I have lost faith in the intelligence level of humanity.

Bruh

Sami Luhtanen

me: wow this site is so glitchy but at least it cant get any worse

tumblr staff:

This one