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OH MY GOD NO I CANT BREATHE

nudists don’t have pockets

50% of the time it works every time

I find that sort of unlikely, since his mother was a prostitute. Not exactly the kind of father that fights Titans with you.

what if that mystery character that "holds the key to the story" is levi's father?

MAYBE but tbh he does look a lot like Eren.

He could be the ape titan and/or Eren’s uncle.

I dont get it is there supposed to be a twist that i missed

I’ve had my dog since the day I was born

by reddit user inaaace

Ok, now that I’m writing this I can see how strange it is that I’ve had my dog for almost 31 years, but when you live with something every day of your life, it’s kinda normal, you know? I mean, sure, it crossed my mind here and there that, hey, how come Snoop is 20, 24, 26 years old, but I never gave it extensive thought. Good nutrition and daily exercise is what I’d say and move on. It wasn’t impossible, right?

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You put on your boots, strap into your bindings, dust the snow off your board, and head out for the chair. It doesn’t matter that you didn’t get the girl, failed the test, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours.

(via thiswillmatter)

I love how true this is

Just realized i do nothing but shitpost on tumblr, so here's a pepe that i stole from some obscure meme page.

This is great

You tried

Have you guys heard about Schrodinger’s cat? Schrodinger, a German psychologist, put a cat inside a box with a small hole at the top. At mealtime, Schrodinger first rang a bell and then fed the cat some fish through the hole. Eventually, the cat presumably began to drool and soak the box after the bell rang, simply because it had been conditioned to know food was coming. However, since Schrodinger was unable to see into the box, he had to conclude that there was a chance the cat might not even be alive and that the box itself was drooling.

This is what I live for. Btw superpooperscooper this is what I hope it's like when u come up but it prolly won't be XD

ride out.

do you like harry potter because you can slytherin my bed