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Puppy trying to go down stairs for the first time

A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.

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My mom says it's regretting things.

My boyfriend and I found this on an abandoned building in Winter Garden FL. It reads: warning from the goat man. 1.) Eat or be eaten 2.) beware the camera RED EYES!!!! 3.) cover your footprints. Walk on your hands.

Thought you might be interested! Also, if anyone knows anything about the Goat Man feel free to message me about it! We tried Googling but, there isn’t much about him.

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THE BOY WHO LOVED TO READ

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Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.

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If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.

And so did 3 of the football players.

Does anyone else with anxiety get that thing where you just want everything to be quiet and when it’s not, you just get really agitated, and people’s voices just start driving you insane?

I would be perfectly ok with a mass genocide of my entire kind right now

Smh #stopwhitepeople2015

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I sincerely hope this person is being sarcastic

I'm voting for Trump by the way, he's not being funded by special interest groups/the illumi-fucking-nati like Hilary & Jeb. He's not a racist who wants only illegal Mexicans to leave but he wants our boarders secure from ISIS & The rest of the radicalized Islamic state. They blend in with the Mexicans when crossing or flying in from the southern boarder. Our Muslim Leader Barack Hussein Obama is USA's problem. People in Iran are chanting death to America, but hey let's give em nukes.

“He’s not a racist“ i stopped reading