So I Mean Is This Because You Actually Have To Get This Done For A Class And Don’t Want To, Cus You

But i still do this

Using powerpoint slide transitions in 3rd grade

Oh my GOD do I miss this

After work shred. No filter needed

I saw this and thought, "huh, that's a funny caption edit" AND THEN I REMEMBERED THAT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

Billions of Software updates down the shower drain...

Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.

Dammit

me: [cracks knuckles] let’s do some marketing

knuckles from the sonic series: ow

REBLOG IF YOU LAUGHED

Hehehehe..... Hehe.... Nope nope nope.... Noooooooooooooooononononono. Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope

At first glance it looks like the fields have been blanketed with snow but this ghostly white landscape in Australia is the work of millions of spiders.

As flood waters raced past the town of Wagga Wagga, in New South Wales, the spiders were forced to clamber up trees and bushes, spinning their webs as they climbed. (Source)

What the fuckk

The word of the day is “shyarrhea.”

OH MY GOD NO I CANT BREATHE

nudists don’t have pockets

JFC TURN ON THE AUDIO BUT TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME IF YOU HAVE HEADPHONES ON

Me as a deer

Just realized i do nothing but shitpost on tumblr, so here's a pepe that i stole from some obscure meme page.