I Have Lost Faith In The Intelligence Level Of Humanity.

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A ROMANTIC EVENING OF HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING

IF ALL MY ENEMIES THREW A PARTY, WOULD YOU LIGHT THE CANDLES, WOULD YOU DRINK THE WINE, AND WATCH THE TELEVISION

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let me get your number so we chill & find cool memes

Bruhhhhh

Marcus Kleveland Lands the First Backside 1440 Off a Knuckle

this is literally the best

If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.

And so did 3 of the football players.

I find that sort of unlikely, since his mother was a prostitute. Not exactly the kind of father that fights Titans with you.

what if that mystery character that "holds the key to the story" is levi's father?

MAYBE but tbh he does look a lot like Eren.

He could be the ape titan and/or Eren’s uncle.

Dude idek if I could survive that kind of torture

After work shred. No filter needed

Step 1. Don't

My sister never cried

by reddit user aloneinthefray

When we were kids and she fell, scraping her knee, she would just giggle.

“I’mma get a band-aid, a pink one!” she said.

When her first long-term boyfriend dumped her, she laughed and offered me her arm as we made our way home.

“Guess this means we’re the hottest single chicks in school again.” she whispered gleefully into my ear, making me laugh, too.

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