It's New Years, And You're Home Alone Again. Your Mom Is Out Partying With A Friend Of Yours She Had

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Your mom was always worried she was too skinny to be sexy. That´s why she got famous in your town for sending out half naked pics to anyone who´d say she was hot. This always leads to more sexting, then a date, and her coming home and leading some young guy up to her room. When you heard them grunting along with their skin slapping together, you knew what those guys really thought of your mom.

Your mom can never turn down a dare, so when your friends dared her to set this as her profile picture, she couldn't refuse. Now, she has almost a thousand new friends and lost her job. But it's ok, she makes more than enough selling selfies online and being a cam girl. You should know, it's your job to tell her what different poses they guys are requesting. You make $50 an hour, but it might not be worth it having to stare at guys jerking off looking at your undressing mom every day.

mom: Hey honey! My new boyfriend got my tongue pierced. He says it feels great gliding on his .. oops! Sorry honey, you weren't supposed to know that part.

Your friend decided to give your mom a wedgie as a joke. She got really embarrassed when he saw her spongebob undies, so she mad him take them off of her. He didnt mind, he preferred your mom in just her tank top anyway. 

Your mom sent you a text from her boyfriend's house one night.

mom: Hey honey! Mike is so sweet, he bought me this outfit for when I sleep over. I have to be more careful though, I’ve already lost the bottoms twice tonight! He took the pic, I have my hands busy right now.

you: What are you guys doing?

mom: He asked me to shave his balls, but every time I try to move his cock out of the way, it bounces and hits me on the cheek! Gotta go, if we’re gonna get this done I need to give him a really good crotch massage. xoxo

Your mom didnt have too many friends, so she kind of adopted yours. You were sure they were going to hate your mom talking to them the whole time they’re over your house, but they were sympathetic.

mom: I feel like I’ve really made a connection with them baby, they are such good listeners. They get so focused and their eyes lock onto me. They dont even care if I look like a mess, just wearing whatever bra and boyshorts I threw on that day. When we go into my room and sit on my bed, its like the whole world stops for a while. 

mom: What's the matter sweetie, don't like my costume? Your friend's having that Christmas party and I wanna be as cute as possible. I know you don't like him that much but he's real nice to me. Always offering to oil me up in the summer. Remember when he got me those Victoria's Secret thongs for my birthday? That must've cost him so much. I had to thank him by sending pics of me in them, it's only fair. Now since he saw those he's been trying to get to to come to his party. Yes, I'm going like this. No, it's final! I already sent him a selfie of it and he can't get enough. I'm gonna buy him a Santa hat too, so he can ride his little reindeer all Christmas Eve night.