Your friend decided to give your mom a wedgie as a joke. She got really embarrassed when he saw her spongebob undies, so she mad him take them off of her. He didnt mind, he preferred your mom in just her tank top anyway.
Your mom always wondered why guys would tug at their hard cocks through their pants whenever she gave them rides.
It's New Years, and you're home alone again. Your mom is out partying with a friend of yours she had recently gotten close to. You knew it was trouble, especially since you saw the dress your mom went out in.. You scrolled through your Instagram looking at all the sexy girls posting pictures from the various parties they were at. You couldn't help but poke and tug at your dick, since they all showed generous amounts of cleavage. After a few minuets your dick was in your hand and you started to stroke it. If you couldn't have a kiss at midnight, you might as well get to cum at midnight. It didn't help that you kept scrolling past pics of your mom your friend was posting. To be honest, she blended in with all the young girls you saw that were drinking and barley half dressed. It was almost 12, you successfully pushed all thoughts of your mom out of your head, and you were pretty close to cumming. Then, you saw a perfect picture of a girls round ass. With only 30 seconds left, your eyes locked onto the screen and you started jerking as fast as you could. You could see your clock.. 15 seconds to go. You feel your balls tighten and your shaft tingle, it's about to happen. Just then, your thumb accidentally taps your screen and you scroll down to a video. It's of your friend and your mom. It's them having the most intense New Year's Eve kiss you've ever seen. You take your hand off your dick and start shaking your head. It's too late to turn back. You feel stream after stream of cum shoot from your cock, all while watching a looped video of your mom and your friend loudly toung kissing. Her with one hand down the front of his pants and him holding on to her ass cheek. You lay there exhausted, watching the video loop at least 40 times before you get up to clean yourself off. Just then, you get a text from your mom: 'hey honey, John and I are just gonna crash at his place for tonight. Don't wait up. Love you! xoxo' You knew this was gonna be the start of an interesting year.
With so many horny guys demanding pics, your mom had to get creative with camera angles if she was going to keep them hard for their dates...
Son! Why didn't you tell me your friends had a band sooner? They've been killing it for the past two hours, the crowd loves them. I even flashed the stage a few times. Oh cmon, it's harmless fun! Everyone seems to like it too. Hey son, what's a groupie? Before the show your friend Nick said I was gonna be his special groupie when they go on tour. It must be an important job, cause he bought me a whole bunch of uniforms. They're mostly corsets, bras and thongs, but uniforms nonetheless! They should be some soon. No I won't be coming home tonight. Nick said he wanted to show me my duties after the show, and he wants me to practice all night. Oh! They just got offstage. Bye son, mommys gonna go be the best groupie your friend's ever had!
Mom: Honey, You know how I have a little crush on that new neighbor of ours right? Well I found out he loves tattoos! So I´m gonna send him a pic of mine. I think this one is pretty good. Since you cant see it all in the pic, Im gonna slide my shorts down and give him a peek when we work out at his place again.
mom: Oh this? Your friends and I have a little game where I have to send them a selfie, no matter where I am or what Im doing. In this pic I was at the gym, they seem to like those ones a lot. Its no big deal when Im at work or cooking, but when it gets a little embarrassing when Im in the shower...
Your mom was always worried she was too skinny to be sexy. That´s why she got famous in your town for sending out half naked pics to anyone who´d say she was hot. This always leads to more sexting, then a date, and her coming home and leading some young guy up to her room. When you heard them grunting along with their skin slapping together, you knew what those guys really thought of your mom.
mom: Yes honey Im sure. This new mole on my back scares me and I want to make sure its nothing serious. This doctor I met online says If I send a pic of the mole along with some other skin to compare it to, he can give me a diagnosis. I need you to take the picture while I pull my shirt up. Oooh thats a good shot honey! I just need a few more. Let me get on my hands and knees with my ass in the air, the lighting is better if I do that...
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