Mom: What's The Matter Sweetie, Don't Like My Costume? Your Friend's Having That Christmas Party And

I was so excited that my mom was gonna visit me at college. I haven’t seen her in almost a year, and now she was gonna stay with me for a whole two weeks! The first day was great, and she loved meeting my frat brother Mike. She even insists on sleeping in his room. She explained he has a really comfy bed, and loved how his sheets smell. Plus his room has a bathroom in it, so she wouldn’t have to get dressed right away after a shower. The last thing I want is to see her naked after a shower, so I’m more than happy to make mike deal with that. On her first night I was worried she’d feel out of place, but mike sent me a pic of her fast asleep in one of his nightshirts.

It’s been 5 days, and now I hardly see them at all! The only time I see mom is when she posts on snapchat, mostly shots from his bed. She told me Mike bought her a special pair of pjs she can wear for the rest of her visit. How thoughtful! Moms really getting the hang of college life too. Yesterday, I walked into mikes room and saw my mom kneeling in front of him with his shorts around his ankles, his back facing me. She quickly explained that she was practicing her pantsing skills. She was wearing her special pjs too, and they had cream splattered across her chest, and some on her chin. I guess he pranked her too. I quickly left so they could get back to their fun. I’m so glad my mom and frat brother get along this great!

Your friend was really supportive of your moms new fitness regiment. They´d have one on one training sessions where hed supervise her workouts. Since she didnt belong to a gym, they used the attic. It didnt bother you, you were glad it was him instead of you stuck with your mom in that gross sweaty attic.

Once she started making some progress, she wanted to document it. So it wasn't uncommon for you to see your mom lift her shirt and have your friend snap a pic on his phone. Eventually by pure reflex, whenever your mom started to lift her top to show him her abs, or pull her shorts down a little to see her strong pelvic bone, hed start taking picture after picture. He even created a fitness page dedicated to your mom. It features all her pics, and videos of her exercising. He must be doing something right, because its only been up for two days and it has 12,000 likes. Now everyone can see your mom´s progress!

mom: Oh hey honey! I just came down to get some oj. I need you to do me a favor, wash this top and panties? Yea these ones got stained too. Wow, it's 3pm already?? Sorry, yesterday's little sleepover with mike is still going on. I know you hired him to teach you to box, but your mom needs to have a few rounds with him first. Trust me you're getting your money's worth, Im taking quite a pounding up there! He really knows how to work out. I'm pretty sure you can smell our sweat clear down the hall... Don't look at me like that, Im just making friends. And he already has me in his phone as I'm his 'lil bed buddy' It'd be rude to give him the cold shoulder now. Maybe he can get to teaching you next time... fourth times the charm right?

mom: Yes honey Im sure. This new mole on my back scares me and I want to make sure its nothing serious. This doctor I met online says If I send a pic of the mole along with some other skin to compare it to, he can give me a diagnosis. I need you to take the picture while I pull my shirt up. Oooh thats a good shot honey! I just need a few more. Let me get on my hands and knees with my ass in the air, the lighting is better if I do that...

Your mom was a well known fitness instructor/model, with thousands of internet fans. You cant go out anywhere without at least 3 guys coming up to her asking if they can take a picture of her famous abs. You always roll your eyes whenever she poses for someones camera, but she says she loves her fans, and letting them see her wearing clothes like this makes them happy. You should know. She makes you run her facebook page, and you have to sort through all the 1000s of dirty comments guys leave on her half naked pictures.

Your mom has a really popular Instagram, where she posts pics of her ever expanding tattoos. You usually never think about it but Mike, who you're having a sleepover with, just asked about seeing more pics of her. He just met her today, so you assume he wants to check out more of her tattoos. So you give him her @ info without thinking twice. As soon as he pulled up her Insta, he seemed distracted. “well, he must be tired” you thought. 

You let mike have your bed for the night, while you sleep on the floor. You're about to fall asleep, but you still see him on his phone in the dark. after a few minuets, you hear your sheets rustle, and suddenly mike’s boxer briefs land on your face, the crotch area right on your nose and mouth. You decide not to say anything, since you figure it'd be embarrassing for him to know you're awake while he's naked in your bed.

While you try to fall asleep, and admire the new scent presented to you, you almost didn't realize mike started to jerk off. He was starring directly at his phone, while his hand was working fast under your favorite fuzzy blanket. The whole time he's whispering things like ‘fucking slut’ and other curses to himself in heat. Suddenly you hear Mike start to breath heavily and jerk faster. You knew as soon as he came, because you could hear him panting, and his thick streaks of cum hitting your bed and pillow. After what was an amazing orgasm you see him clean off his messy cock, and cum covered abs and chest, with your blanket. 

“Oh well” you thought “Ill wash them tomorrow, I'm just glad Mike feels better! I wonder what made him cum so hard...” Just as the thought enters your mind you catch a glimpse of his phone laying flat on your bed, and on the screen you see this:

You recognize the shirt... and more importantly the tattoos... uh oh.

Growing up, your mom tried really hard to be the ¨cool mom.¨ She was successful for the most part, but only because she wore headbands as shirts and tiny shorts everywhere. It got to the point that your friends hung out with her more than you. one on one, of course. They´d be over for hours at a time and only say ¨hello¨ and ¨goodbye” to you. Eventually they started having sleepovers, your mom always wore the special pajamas she bought just for those occasions. Her favorite was one she called the ¨string shirt,¨ which was really a bra made out of tiny straps with little patches of lace just covering her nipples. It always made you uncomfortable, but dont worry, the string shirt never stayed on for long. It was usually hanging from the headboard that would be banging against your bedroom wall for most of the night. 

The local Harley Davidson club asked your mom to pose for their daily calendar. They offered her $300 and as many rides on the back of their bikes as she wanted (but only if she wore the outfits from her shoots.) She agreed immediately. You admit that the calendar came out great, even if it was just photo after photo of your moms almost nude body. She became such a hit in the Harley community that she hangs around their HQ to take pictures and ¨take care¨ of new members. 

mom: ¨Whats the problem honey? Im just showing off my new glasses to all my friends on facebook. No its not inappropriate at all, I have my shorts on dont I? All the guys I sent this pic to said it was perfect for facebook, but it took a few poses and outfits to get it right. Look how many likes and shares I have already! Everyone in the state is going to see this lol.¨