Mom: "Look Honey, Aren't These Pjs Cute? My New Boyfriend Bought Me Them For When I Sleep Over. He Even

Your mom has a really popular Instagram, where she posts pics of her ever expanding tattoos. You usually never think about it but Mike, who you're having a sleepover with, just asked about seeing more pics of her. He just met her today, so you assume he wants to check out more of her tattoos. So you give him her @ info without thinking twice. As soon as he pulled up her Insta, he seemed distracted. “well, he must be tired” you thought. 

You let mike have your bed for the night, while you sleep on the floor. You're about to fall asleep, but you still see him on his phone in the dark. after a few minuets, you hear your sheets rustle, and suddenly mike’s boxer briefs land on your face, the crotch area right on your nose and mouth. You decide not to say anything, since you figure it'd be embarrassing for him to know you're awake while he's naked in your bed.

While you try to fall asleep, and admire the new scent presented to you, you almost didn't realize mike started to jerk off. He was starring directly at his phone, while his hand was working fast under your favorite fuzzy blanket. The whole time he's whispering things like ‘fucking slut’ and other curses to himself in heat. Suddenly you hear Mike start to breath heavily and jerk faster. You knew as soon as he came, because you could hear him panting, and his thick streaks of cum hitting your bed and pillow. After what was an amazing orgasm you see him clean off his messy cock, and cum covered abs and chest, with your blanket. 

“Oh well” you thought “Ill wash them tomorrow, I'm just glad Mike feels better! I wonder what made him cum so hard...” Just as the thought enters your mind you catch a glimpse of his phone laying flat on your bed, and on the screen you see this:

You recognize the shirt... and more importantly the tattoos... uh oh.

You all suck.

I've been wanting to write new captions but I can't bring myself to do it. The mom cuckold genre is dying, and you're all to blame. They're about 4 active blogs left and all of their content is mundane, in your face, and unoriginal. I'm honestly disgusted at the quality of this genre. The same 3 gifs are used over and over again are paired with a completely uncreative setup. I'm done until I see some creativity in this fetish.

You hadn't seen your mom since noon yesterday, and you're starting to worry. She said she was going on a date with a guy she met on tinder. You told her not to wear her tight leggings when meeting a stranger, and now you fear the worst has happened.  

You finally text her: ¨Mom, are you ok?¨

a few minuets pass

Mom´s phone: ¨Shes fine, we just lost track of time.¨

You: ¨Is this her date? Prove to me she ok right now or Im calling the cops.¨

Mom´s phone: ¨Yes it is. Shes watching tv right now, see?¨

He sends you a pic.

Those leggings you told her not to wear weren´t in sight, and it dosen´t look like shes wearing panties either... 

Your mom told you that her phone didnt get service at her new boyfriends house, so she gave him your number in case you needed to reach her. You wish he didnt, because every time she was over, he took the liberty of sending you a pic of her getting dressed while sitting on his lap. If he was feeling extra daring hed send you pics from a similar angle, with his pelvis pressed deep in your moms ass, and a chunk of her hair in his fist.

Whenever you or your mom had male company over, shed wear her tightest crop top and panties. Shed say ¨Baby its just clothes, our guests don´t seem to mind one bit.¨ Shed make it a point to drop things and bend over, and constantly fix wedgies with her ass only inches from their faces. You thought ¨its just harmless flirting¨ until your mom and one of your guests would dissapear upstairs. The creaking bed springs and passionate grunts wouldn't stop until they came back downstairs hours later, both covered in sweat, and moms top always askew with one tit popping out. You thought ¨at least they were decent enough to go to her room for privacy.¨ Until you crawled into bed, your sheets sticky with cum, and smelling like mom´s sweat.

You always loved going to the beach with your mom. Unfortunately her only bikini top got ruined, and the shirt she was wearing wasn't really holding up. It was embarrassing having to be seen with her like this. You had to shield her twice from people watching her as she took it off to wring the water out, but nothing helped. When Mike your bully came over, he assured her that she looked great. You don't have to worry about being seen with her anymore, because they've been swimming, tickling and poking each other for the past hour. If that wasn't bad enough, he took his phone out and took a picture of her. Surprise, your mom is now the star of his snapchat.

Almost 20 minuets after your mom posted a pic of herself in a blue dress to Facebook, you were flooded with friend requests. You thought it was weird that all these guys wanted to talk about your mom, but you didn’t have too many friends so it was nice to talk to someone for a change. Every conversation went the same. They’d show you the original pic and tell you how hot they thought she was, and ask for more. You don’t know why but you immediately sent more shots. Luckily you had some from past vacations. You’d tell them story’s about her, like the time she spilled wine on her dress at a cocktail party and had to wear just the hosts old tshirt the rest of the night, or the time you had company over and she sprinted naked from the shower to her room. They all seemed to love her pics and your story’s so you just kept going, even with 17 chats going at one time. Then something weird happened, you’d send the pic of her in her underwear when she had to be a “sexy attendant” at a car dealership one day, and they’d say “thanks” and immediately stop responding. It’s ok though, they still message you every night for more story’s and pics, and you couldn’t be happier with your new pen pals.

Your mom didnt have too many friends, so she kind of adopted yours. You were sure they were going to hate your mom talking to them the whole time they’re over your house, but they were sympathetic.

mom: I feel like I’ve really made a connection with them baby, they are such good listeners. They get so focused and their eyes lock onto me. They dont even care if I look like a mess, just wearing whatever bra and boyshorts I threw on that day. When we go into my room and sit on my bed, its like the whole world stops for a while. 

mom: Thanks for being so understanding honey, I wanna get my new boyfriend the best Christmas card he's ever gotten. Something he can really get some use out of. Any suggestions? What's that, You think I should pull the sides of my thong down and show a little hip? Ok, whatever you think is best.