You Hadn't Seen Your Mom Since Noon Yesterday, And You're Starting To Worry. She Said She Was Going On

mom: Oh hey honey! I just came down to get some oj. I need you to do me a favor, wash this top and panties? Yea these ones got stained too. Wow, it's 3pm already?? Sorry, yesterday's little sleepover with mike is still going on. I know you hired him to teach you to box, but your mom needs to have a few rounds with him first. Trust me you're getting your money's worth, Im taking quite a pounding up there! He really knows how to work out. I'm pretty sure you can smell our sweat clear down the hall... Don't look at me like that, Im just making friends. And he already has me in his phone as I'm his 'lil bed buddy' It'd be rude to give him the cold shoulder now. Maybe he can get to teaching you next time... fourth times the charm right?

The local Harley Davidson club asked your mom to pose for their daily calendar. They offered her $300 and as many rides on the back of their bikes as she wanted (but only if she wore the outfits from her shoots.) She agreed immediately. You admit that the calendar came out great, even if it was just photo after photo of your moms almost nude body. She became such a hit in the Harley community that she hangs around their HQ to take pictures and ¨take care¨ of new members. 

Son! Why didn't you tell me your friends had a band sooner? They've been killing it for the past two hours, the crowd loves them. I even flashed the stage a few times. Oh cmon, it's harmless fun! Everyone seems to like it too. Hey son, what's a groupie? Before the show your friend Nick said I was gonna be his special groupie when they go on tour. It must be an important job, cause he bought me a whole bunch of uniforms. They're mostly corsets, bras and thongs, but uniforms nonetheless! They should be some soon. No I won't be coming home tonight. Nick said he wanted to show me my duties after the show, and he wants me to practice all night. Oh! They just got offstage. Bye son, mommys gonna go be the best groupie your friend's ever had!

Your mom has a really popular Instagram, where she posts pics of her ever expanding tattoos. You usually never think about it but Mike, who you're having a sleepover with, just asked about seeing more pics of her. He just met her today, so you assume he wants to check out more of her tattoos. So you give him her @ info without thinking twice. As soon as he pulled up her Insta, he seemed distracted. “well, he must be tired” you thought. 

You let mike have your bed for the night, while you sleep on the floor. You're about to fall asleep, but you still see him on his phone in the dark. after a few minuets, you hear your sheets rustle, and suddenly mike’s boxer briefs land on your face, the crotch area right on your nose and mouth. You decide not to say anything, since you figure it'd be embarrassing for him to know you're awake while he's naked in your bed.

While you try to fall asleep, and admire the new scent presented to you, you almost didn't realize mike started to jerk off. He was starring directly at his phone, while his hand was working fast under your favorite fuzzy blanket. The whole time he's whispering things like ‘fucking slut’ and other curses to himself in heat. Suddenly you hear Mike start to breath heavily and jerk faster. You knew as soon as he came, because you could hear him panting, and his thick streaks of cum hitting your bed and pillow. After what was an amazing orgasm you see him clean off his messy cock, and cum covered abs and chest, with your blanket. 

“Oh well” you thought “Ill wash them tomorrow, I'm just glad Mike feels better! I wonder what made him cum so hard...” Just as the thought enters your mind you catch a glimpse of his phone laying flat on your bed, and on the screen you see this:

You recognize the shirt... and more importantly the tattoos... uh oh.

Your friend decided to give your mom a wedgie as a joke. She got really embarrassed when he saw her spongebob undies, so she mad him take them off of her. He didnt mind, he preferred your mom in just her tank top anyway. 

Whenever you or your mom had male company over, shed wear her tightest crop top and panties. Shed say ¨Baby its just clothes, our guests don´t seem to mind one bit.¨ Shed make it a point to drop things and bend over, and constantly fix wedgies with her ass only inches from their faces. You thought ¨its just harmless flirting¨ until your mom and one of your guests would dissapear upstairs. The creaking bed springs and passionate grunts wouldn't stop until they came back downstairs hours later, both covered in sweat, and moms top always askew with one tit popping out. You thought ¨at least they were decent enough to go to her room for privacy.¨ Until you crawled into bed, your sheets sticky with cum, and smelling like mom´s sweat.

mom: Oh this? Your friends and I have a little game where I have to send them a selfie, no matter where I am or what Im doing. In this pic I was at the gym, they seem to like those ones a lot. Its no big deal when Im at work or cooking, but when it gets a little embarrassing when Im in the shower...

It's New Years, and you're home alone again. Your mom is out partying with a friend of yours she had recently gotten close to. You knew it was trouble, especially since you saw the dress your mom went out in.. You scrolled through your Instagram looking at all the sexy girls posting pictures from the various parties they were at. You couldn't help but poke and tug at your dick, since they all showed generous amounts of cleavage. After a few minuets your dick was in your hand and you started to stroke it. If you couldn't have a kiss at midnight, you might as well get to cum at midnight. It didn't help that you kept scrolling past pics of your mom your friend was posting. To be honest, she blended in with all the young girls you saw that were drinking and barley half dressed. It was almost 12, you successfully pushed all thoughts of your mom out of your head, and you were pretty close to cumming. Then, you saw a perfect picture of a girls round ass. With only 30 seconds left, your eyes locked onto the screen and you started jerking as fast as you could. You could see your clock.. 15 seconds to go. You feel your balls tighten and your shaft tingle, it's about to happen. Just then, your thumb accidentally taps your screen and you scroll down to a video. It's of your friend and your mom. It's them having the most intense New Year's Eve kiss you've ever seen. You take your hand off your dick and start shaking your head. It's too late to turn back. You feel stream after stream of cum shoot from your cock, all while watching a looped video of your mom and your friend loudly toung kissing. Her with one hand down the front of his pants and him holding on to her ass cheek. You lay there exhausted, watching the video loop at least 40 times before you get up to clean yourself off. Just then, you get a text from your mom: 'hey honey, John and I are just gonna crash at his place for tonight. Don't wait up. Love you! xoxo' You knew this was gonna be the start of an interesting year.

Growing up, your mom tried really hard to be the ¨cool mom.¨ She was successful for the most part, but only because she wore headbands as shirts and tiny shorts everywhere. It got to the point that your friends hung out with her more than you. one on one, of course. They´d be over for hours at a time and only say ¨hello¨ and ¨goodbye” to you. Eventually they started having sleepovers, your mom always wore the special pajamas she bought just for those occasions. Her favorite was one she called the ¨string shirt,¨ which was really a bra made out of tiny straps with little patches of lace just covering her nipples. It always made you uncomfortable, but dont worry, the string shirt never stayed on for long. It was usually hanging from the headboard that would be banging against your bedroom wall for most of the night.