You Were Proud Of Your Mom For Going To The Gym More, But You Wish She Didnt Post Pics Of Her Sweat Covered

mom: Look at these new leggings son! Yeah, I know this is the fifth pair I've shown you, but Im excited. It was so nice of the guys from the gym to get me leggings for my birthday. Now I can look even sexier! Why am I taking pictures? They wanted to see how they fit before I wear them to the gym. Its the least I can do for being so nice. They treat me like family. 

Since I work out at night, the ladies locker room is always locked. But they dont mind letting me use the guys locker room to change and scrub down. Oh calm down baby, Im just one of the guys to them. They give me towel snaps, pats on the ass, and make me play monkey in the middle with my thongs! 

If I drop something one of them will come up behind me, grab my hips, and jokingly start humping me in front of everyone. You know how much of a ham I am, I like to put on a show. So I start moaning like crazy, grab on to my tits, and grind back on his coc- oops! I mean privates honey.

Its strange though, everyone waits till I get in the shower to decide they need to take one too. By the time we all get in, I can barley move! I have a guy at every angle offering to wash a part of me. Youd think Id get done faster that way, but they always take their time and get every inch. 

when everyone leaves, me and one lucky guy will stay in the showers a little longer to get one last work out in..

Mom: I’m sorry baby, but You Know the rules. My new boyfriend bought me these outfits specifically for the house. He love seeing me in as little as possible. I think I should give myself a little wedgie, he always gets hard when my thongs ride up my ass. Son, is my ass popping out enough? Pull this thong further up mommys cheecks will you?

Your friend had recently gotten addicted to snapchat. He almost never put his phone down while you saw him, and he'd always be rushing to the bathroom at random times. You were wondering what was so great, so the next time he received a few snaps, you couldn't help but peek over his shoulder. You wish you hadn't, because you just saw pic after pic of you mom..

Son! Why didn't you tell me your friends had a band sooner? They've been killing it for the past two hours, the crowd loves them. I even flashed the stage a few times. Oh cmon, it's harmless fun! Everyone seems to like it too. Hey son, what's a groupie? Before the show your friend Nick said I was gonna be his special groupie when they go on tour. It must be an important job, cause he bought me a whole bunch of uniforms. They're mostly corsets, bras and thongs, but uniforms nonetheless! They should be some soon. No I won't be coming home tonight. Nick said he wanted to show me my duties after the show, and he wants me to practice all night. Oh! They just got offstage. Bye son, mommys gonna go be the best groupie your friend's ever had!

mom: Yes honey Im sure. This new mole on my back scares me and I want to make sure its nothing serious. This doctor I met online says If I send a pic of the mole along with some other skin to compare it to, he can give me a diagnosis. I need you to take the picture while I pull my shirt up. Oooh thats a good shot honey! I just need a few more. Let me get on my hands and knees with my ass in the air, the lighting is better if I do that...

Your mom was always worried she was too skinny to be sexy. That´s why she got famous in your town for sending out half naked pics to anyone who´d say she was hot. This always leads to more sexting, then a date, and her coming home and leading some young guy up to her room. When you heard them grunting along with their skin slapping together, you knew what those guys really thought of your mom.

mom: ¨I´m so glad your buddies invited me to join you on spring break! I haven't done this since I was your age, and I cant believe I still fit into my old two piece. When I first slipped it on I had a hard time getting around my boobs, but your friend john was nice enough to help me squeeze them in. Baby what do you expect, we only have 2 rooms and 8 people. If I´m sharing a room with three guys they´re gonna see me get changed. They aren´t bothering anyone, and they were nice enough to bring me. 

We´ve gotten really close the past few days, like family. If I´m in the shower and one of them needs to use it next, I don´t mind them waiting in the bathroom. It gives us some alone time to talk one on one, even if I have to pull back the curtain a bit so I can hear them. Hell, If we´re getting ready for bed, I´ll let them hop in with me so we can get ready faster. Baby stop shaking... its ok, we just help each other wash up. 

We even share beds! The guys take turns sleeping with me. Its so much fun, we have pillow talk, tickle fights, and I get to cuddle with a cute young guy every night while I fall asleep. I just wish they weren't so hormonal, I keep getting my ass poked by an accidental boners throughout the night, some of them even hold on to me and hump me in their sleep. I just play along, its good to let them get it out of their systems. My pjs consist of thongs and tank tops, of course they´re gonna get hard tangled up in bed with me. By the time I wake up, my pjs are lost in the sheets and I have your friends sweat all over me.

Honey whats that stain on your swim trunks? Maybe you should go in the water till it disappears... ooh look, Mikes coming this way. we´re gonna go back to the room baby, he wants me to model some new bikinis I bought yesterday. 

Your mom was a well known fitness instructor/model, with thousands of internet fans. You cant go out anywhere without at least 3 guys coming up to her asking if they can take a picture of her famous abs. You always roll your eyes whenever she poses for someones camera, but she says she loves her fans, and letting them see her wearing clothes like this makes them happy. You should know. She makes you run her facebook page, and you have to sort through all the 1000s of dirty comments guys leave on her half naked pictures.

Your friend decided to give your mom a wedgie as a joke. She got really embarrassed when he saw her spongebob undies, so she mad him take them off of her. He didnt mind, he preferred your mom in just her tank top anyway.