James: *ranting About Something*

It's really not that hard to understand, I'm a harry potter fan not in a "I'm in love with draco and I love jk for creating this universe" way but in a gay marauders fanfic masterpiece good old fashioned lover boy dorlene happy sadness flowerpot regulus headcanon human golden retriever wolfstar happy ending everyone lives 70s way

I don't know why people don't get it

It's really not that hard to understand, I'm a harry potter fan not in a "I'm in love with draco and I love jk for creating this universe" way but in a gay marauders fanfic masterpiece good old fashioned lover boy dorlene happy sadness flowerpot regulus headcanon human golden retriever wolfstar happy ending everyone lives 70s way

I don't know why people don't get it

regulus: that's actually a really good idea barty.

barty: what did I say?

barty: I talk a lot... I've learned to just tune myself out.

Prefect: Welcome first years! Let’s get to know each other. Please describe yourself for everyone in a couple of words

Regulus *deadpanned*: Vaguely creepy with a dash of ugly

Prefect: I- Oh. Ok.

how to make your sister shut up when she’s being annoying, by reggie black

S: remember, kids

S: in this world, you’re either a bitch or a pussy

S: and i know damn well which one i’d rather be

R: she did not-

R: i’m fucking your best friend.

S: andyouhavemyfullsupport-

R: sorry, i didn’t quite catch that. need me to repeat myself?

step one: date her bestie

step two: bring it up whenever she’s being annoying.

works like a charm.

Regulus "Did you know how hard I fought to keep you?" Black

And James "I was always yours" Potter

this was inspired by a @/avesinhogwarts tik tok she’s made like AGES ago

tbf, the real rizz lord is remus, followed by marlene and peter

in the end the “few days” turned out to be barely 24 hrs lol

this is accurate.

James: *punching tf out of someone*

Regulus: why am I into this?

Regulus: *verbally abusing the life out of someone*

James: why am I into this?