REMUS LUPIN

“i’m a top” “i’m a bottom” and i want remus lupin to be alive. you’ve had sex, i’ve had enough.

James: HE'S BEAUTY

Sirius: HE'S GRACE

Peter: HE'LL FUCK UP YOUR FACE *if you look at sirius*

James, Sirius & Peter: OUR LEADER, OUR SAVIOR, OUR HERO...

Remus: *entering the room*

James, Sirius & Peter: REMUS JOHN LUPIN

Lily: So, being an animagus doesn't impact your normal human lifespan, does it?

James: I don't think that's how it works, no.

Lily: Good, because it says here that red deer--that's you--live to about 20.

James:

James: I'm sure it's fine.

It's really not that hard to understand, I'm a harry potter fan not in a "I'm in love with draco and I love jk for creating this universe" way but in a gay marauders fanfic masterpiece good old fashioned lover boy dorlene happy sadness flowerpot regulus headcanon human golden retriever wolfstar happy ending everyone lives 70s way

I don't know why people don't get it

remus x sirius

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.

Marauders edition of this

i see your dorlene academic rivals to lovers and i raise you dorcas thinks they’re academic rivals and marlene is actually just trying to cheat off of dorcas and that’s why they’re getting the same marks on everything

regulus “I don’t know how to get people to love me” black and james “people only love me because I made them” potter

Prefect: Welcome first years! Let’s get to know each other. Please describe yourself for everyone in a couple of words

Regulus *deadpanned*: Vaguely creepy with a dash of ugly

Prefect: I- Oh. Ok.

James: hey lils, would you be willing to help me with something?

Lily: it depends…probably not…

James: I’ll take that as a yes. You see, I heard from a little bird called Remus that you know French, he refused to teach me because apparently I’m too difficult but I thought maybe you could help.

Lily: oh sure, why?

James: …uhhh, well…you know how Sirius’ family are posh and fluent in French? I thought it would be nice if I…learnt something to make him feel…happy…and…understood??????

Lily: Sirius hates speaking French though, he hasn’t ever spoken French in the whole time we’ve known him?

James:

Lily:

James:

Lily: you want to impress Regulus Black don’t you?

James: ……maybe