(TMAGP 8 SPOILERS)

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I'll never feel

Was reading this cute lil fic where Jim gets turned into a Golden Retriever yesterday lmao 🤭🤭🤭

Update; fic link

I’ll say one thing for the two train wrecks that are Prometheus and Alien Covenant… they did give us the very beautiful and deeply disturbing prototype synthetic, David.

An android so spectacularly hard to please that he eliminated the population of an entire planet simply because they disappointed him. ‘I tell you that it’s sad but true… there’s just no pleasin’ you’ (Boom! Bap! Pow! - No Pleasin’)

looking for a podcast to fill that magnus-shaped hole in your little heart? boy have i got the thing for you!

the silt verses! an insane show for insane people <3

from the makers of i am in eskew! (which i haven’t personally listened but i’m told is very good!)

themes that echo in your head for days on end until you write 3am notes up poetry!

haunting unsettling dialogue that’s somehow mesmerizingly rhythmic and almost lyrical at the same time!

gods who feed on fear!

interesting takes on religions!

ace and/or lesbian protagonist!

other protagonist voiced by a nonbinary actor!

a gay farmer!

at the time of posting this, the show has just kicked off with six episodes out so it can really use your support!

what happens when two dramatic bitches like Geralt and Aragorn visit the same tavern on the same night and there’s only one corner table for them to brood at in a solitary fashion, would they take turns or share a booth while simply refusing to acknowledge each other’s existence

tmagp 8 is so british education system core like the fact that the guy had horrific extenuating circumstances and they still failed him the horror is in the realism guys

send me a fruit

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

raspberry: favorite flower?

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

mango: what is your trademark?

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

pineapple: sexual orientation?

strawberry: favorite desserts?

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

banana: favorite horror movies?

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

cantaloupe: what are your parents’ names?

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

plum: favorite clothing brands?

coconut: favorite perfume?

lychee: satin or lace?

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

kiwi: what’s something that fascinates you?

watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

apricot: what do you do when you’re sad?

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?

Going through bookmarks on AO3 and seeing a fic deleted is a special type of sadness…

Aliens (1986)