What Happens When Two Dramatic Bitches Like Geralt And Aragorn Visit The Same Tavern On The Same Night

Just wanna be someone else for a bit

i’d apologise for putting uk politics on your dash but i have to live here so who’s the real loser

hey guys check out my latest bad take

i’m putting together a little list of the short creative writing i’ve written for tumblr. so far i’ve got: april fool’s door saga, Don’t Touch The Pink Stuff, clown meat deli dream, tupperware dream, grinch x tony the tiger fic, scuba horror story, cabin in the words horror story, atheist afterlife, Arcady the Vampire, and my tip jar if you enjoy my writing and want more. am i forgetting anything?

Finished the man

feels bad. feels so good. 

It’s tough being a Ceruledge…

you heard the man! stop twinking the monsters!

(actually, definitely keep twinking the monsters)

Alison was such a popular name in medieval England that authors would name women characters Alison to indicate that she was supposed to be a very normal kind of person