You’ll Never Guess What Game I’ve Been Playing Recently

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healthy coping mechanism? what is that??? i just ghost people for days.

Was reading this cute lil fic where Jim gets turned into a Golden Retriever yesterday lmao 🤭🤭🤭

Update; fic link

i need him dorkier. i need him more insane. i need him insufferable. i need him full of righteous belligerence. i need him bloodier and sluttier and more deranged. i need him gayer. i need him bundled in no less than 4 microfleece blankets. i need a gallon of soup in him. i need him kissed softly. i need him punched in the face.

what happens when two dramatic bitches like Geralt and Aragorn visit the same tavern on the same night and there’s only one corner table for them to brood at in a solitary fashion, would they take turns or share a booth while simply refusing to acknowledge each other’s existence

I’ll say one thing for the two train wrecks that are Prometheus and Alien Covenant… they did give us the very beautiful and deeply disturbing prototype synthetic, David.

An android so spectacularly hard to please that he eliminated the population of an entire planet simply because they disappointed him. ‘I tell you that it’s sad but true… there’s just no pleasin’ you’ (Boom! Bap! Pow! - No Pleasin’)

Me, aged 11, sitting in a darkened movie theater absolutely glued to the screen: hmmm......something very compelling about this man in particular...not sure what tho......

The man in question:

this is a far too serious, unfunny comic about spock & bones playing scrabble. i made it for ME and ME ALONE

when a giant cargo container gets stuck in an egyptian canal blocking off 10% of world trade, everyone is like "wow that sucks I guess," but tumblr users pounce like rabid wolves on that shit like