Healthy Coping Mechanism? What Is That??? I Just Ghost People For Days.

I also, again, find this statement very fitting for Martin. The idea of working a bad job because you're in a bad place in your life. It slowly getting more and more unsettling. Finally, being trapped in the restaruant and eaten. No one reported him missing.

No one reported him missing.

Martin, surrounded by worms in his shitty apartment, trying not to get eaten.

No one reported him missing.

feels bad. feels so good. 

Fine... I'll do it myself

Deadpool is a mercenary, a popular one at that. How does it do it? Well he's not only batshit crazy and good at his job but he has, quite literally, fanbase-

He is the leader of a rock band because who would be ok with a merc being a celebrity of sorts if not some angsty (probably crazy too) teenagers- It's good advertising! Most of his audience tend to want to hire Deadpool afterall.

Spiderman is the hero of the little people and he plans to keep it that way- even if he is a broke student, even if he is balancing a few jobs and is dead tired...

Afterall, how else is he to save up money to buy more Deadpool merch and hopefully actually attend one of his concerts?

Sure- Spiderman isn't one to agree with Mercenary Deadpool... But that doesn't mean he doesn't have ears to listen to the man's music! He respects the art not the act.

You can only imagine his struggle when he meets Deadpool as Spiderman- hiding his excitement and thr fact that he must have an autograph all the while scolding his literal hero.

I seriously love these two 🤣.

Grrr stupid brain won't shut up it's like 2:30am for fucks sake I just want to sleep

Umi troubles:

Decided to look at ecology and wildlife conservation and it does look better than my current course. But then again it might be easier to finish current course and then try master in wildlife?? Ahhh I hate it in here I cannot make any decision and I feel like a useless lump of human meat.

so many ppl on tiktok will be like 'look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe' and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that's what happens when u don't have ur own sense of style

The Entity formerly known as Jane Prentiss.

I made this back when the Magnus protocol was first announced and I feel like it’s prevalent again. how we doing, boys?