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Bones: Ten years ago from now I married my best friend...

Spock's still mad at me about it, but me and Jim were drunk and thought it was funny.

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

This pride please remember:

People in het appearing relationships but are still part of LGBTQIA+ are valid

As a bisexual/pansexual/not straight/queer bitch who is dating a guy I will not have my identity scratched cause I'm in a het relationship. Including my own internal bias, feeling like I can't take part in pride because I'm in a straight relationship. Also that I personally had a very easy relationship with my sexuality and felt no need to celebrate it until I learnt LGBTQIA+ history. Knowing that even if I found that who I dated was nobodies business, the struggle of others and the fight that queer people have gone through both within themselves and in society is something that needs prides marches. Needs to be recognised for the fight that it is.

new abyss just dropped

And the award for pretending not to know exactly what he's doing goes to...

hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

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