First Ever Recorded Snowball Fight (1897)

Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you

you know how people say soup is round and so it's messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that's how I feel every time I see a square watch

Me: Okay guys remember that it’s important in improv to establish your characters at the beginning of the scene.

Students: ok

Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.

Student 2: Hello madame president. I’m William Shakespeare and I’m here to assassinate you.

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

@making-a-bubble-of-water

can you imagine being dealt this hand

ebb 'n eez 'er scrooge???? i hardly know 'er!

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans: