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Toast.

toast

Eurylochus keeps trying to reason with me. Unfortunately for him, my grandfather named me the angry

Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.

I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.

You can only reblog this today.

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

Obsessed with tiktoks of high school girls doing Steve Harvey cosplay. My favorite genre of video tbh

Happiness Will Come To You.

does ANYONE have the post where it’s like “You know you’re having a good phone call when you start walking around the room” and there’s like 4 pics of a guy standing on a washing machine and sitting upside down you know what I’m talking about

If your parents didn’t have children, there’s a 100% chance that you won’t either