Me: Okay Guys Remember That It’s Important In Improv To Establish Your Characters At The Beginning

It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

Ninja Turtle 

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If your parents didn’t have children, there’s a 100% chance that you won’t either