Making A Shitty One-page RPG Called Oh Shit It’s The Killer. The Premise Is Simple: You’re A High

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down

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you know what? that's it.

I'm preheating my oven to 400° f, AND I'm lining a baking sheet with aluminum foil

you're really in for it now, buster.

I'm stirring up some butter, olive oil, parsley, and yeah, I'm adding minced garlic too.

I'm slathering you in this.

now I'm gonna put you in the oven for 25 to 30 minutes

you are so DONE FOR

you know how people say soup is round and so it's messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that's how I feel every time I see a square watch

If your parents didn’t have children, there’s a 100% chance that you won’t either

Me: Okay guys remember that it’s important in improv to establish your characters at the beginning of the scene.

Students: ok

Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.

Student 2: Hello madame president. I’m William Shakespeare and I’m here to assassinate you.

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